dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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