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Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You were trust falling into bushes
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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