never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Church boner. Awkwardddd
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Randomize
