i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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