Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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