he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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