I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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