you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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