get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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