Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
birth control should be required to get into college
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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