I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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