I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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