the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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