do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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