never play flip cup with pint glasses
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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