I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm at about main and main street
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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