i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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