Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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