My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
