The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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