i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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