Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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