you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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