sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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