I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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