I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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