Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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