Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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