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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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