piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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