Don't you send me to vm
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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