it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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