I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
please come you make the beer taste better
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
