he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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