I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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