Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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