Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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