we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
i can feel colors