I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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