i wish starbucks made bloody marys
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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