is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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