So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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