We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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