ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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