i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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