another moral hangover. fuck.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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