that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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