He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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