Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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