just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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