thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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