What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
