Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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