I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Bring me that man meat
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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