Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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